By the grace of the high Thunderer and the other gods
BARON SNORRÏ greets our noble and courageous citizens of Skæggland
After long days of struggle and the looming threat of war against vicious trolls and bugbears, the lord of Khazarâm is pleased and honoured to announce
A GREAT VICTORY
The trolls and bugbears have been brought low by strength of arms. The bugbear camp is burned, the trolls are destroyed in their lair, and the corrupted sorcerous Hargulka, leader of the trolls, is slain. We order the head of this traitorous monster be displayed on a pike.
BARON SNORRÏ and the COUNCIL OF SKÆGGLAND
thank our brave soldiers for defending our lands and our steadfast citizens who have withstood months of fearful raiding standing shoulder to shoulder against this menace. All citizens are invited to Khazarâm for the triumphant celebration of our victory.